The Smart Home survival uniform.
We’ve all been there: yelling at a plastic cylinder in the kitchen while it ignores your every command. This shirt turns that universal domestic meltdown into a bold, psychedelic fashion statement. Featuring a chaotic, 70s-style typography layout, this design lets everyone know that you’re at war with your virtual assistant—and you’re losing.
It’s loud, it’s profane, and it’s 100% Indecent.
Why it belongs in your rotation:
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The Tech Rage: Relatable humor for anyone who has ever wanted to throw their smart speaker out the window.
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The Vibe: Bold, high-contrast retro lettering that makes "shut the fuck up" look like high-end vintage art.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000, because your skin shouldn’t be as irritated as you are at Alexa.
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The Fit: A modern, semi-fitted unisex style that stays comfortable even when you’re yelling at inanimate objects.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (soft and breathable).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order one size up for a relaxed, oversized retro fit).
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Design: Deep black ink on high-quality fabric for a "worn-in" look.
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Tag: Tear-away label for a zero-distraction experience.
Perfect for: Homebodies, tech-haters, and anyone who values a little peace and quiet.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
