If you can hear this shirt, you’re already in trouble.
Some memes are funny. Some memes are cursed. This one is both. Taking the internet’s favorite phonetic Australian accent and applying it to a "hot second" situation, this tee is designed for the deep-web ironists and the people who spend too much time on the wrong side of TikTok.
Wrapped in our signature 1970s psychedelic font, it’s a world-class tragedy delivered with a "peace and love" aesthetic.
Why it’s a cursed classic:
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The Phonetic Twist: "Aur naur the haurt secaurnt tauraur"—if you know, you know. If you don't, it just looks like a trippy stroke.
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The Contrast: High-contrast 70s liquid lettering makes a dark joke look like a vintage find.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a premium feel while you’re being socially reprehensible.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton.
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Size up for that baggy, "I don't care about anything" look).
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Durability: Double-stitched seams to survive the heat of a second... whatever.
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Tag: Tear-away label.
Perfect for: Confusing your parents, making your friends say "Too soon?", and getting banned from the local coffee shop.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
