Reality is overrated anyway.
Stressed? Broke? Emotionally volatile? Don't fix it—just go to your happy place. This shirt is for the professional maladaptive daydreamers who spend 90% of their day in a mental simulation where they actually have their life together. Wrapped in our signature 1970s "liquid" typography, this design makes your total lack of situational awareness look like a curated aesthetic.
It’s bold, it’s trippy, and it’s a 100% accurate diagnosis. 100% Indecent.
Why it’s a mental health essential:
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The Coping Mechanism: A sarcastic nod to the fact that we’d all rather be anywhere else.
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The Aesthetic: Heavy, rounded 70s groovy font that turns "dissociation" into high fashion.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton that’s soft enough to help you drift off into your next 4-hour imaginary scenario.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (premium soft feel).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order one size up for a relaxed, "daydreaming in a coffee shop" look).
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Print: High-density white ink that pops on dark fabrics.
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Tag: Tear-away label (because itchy tags are a real-world problem we don't need).
Perfect for: Boring meetings, public transport, family events you're mentally absent from, and anyone whose "Internal Monologue" is a feature-length film.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
