Biological superiority starts here.
Tired of seeing "art" with six fingers? Exhausted by dead-eyed bots clogging up your feed? It’s time to call the algorithms what they are. "I Hate Clankers" is the ultimate battle cry for the Human Resistance. We’ve taken the digital age's favorite derogatory term for AI and wrapped it in a beautiful, hand-crafted 1970s psychedelic font—because a machine could never capture this much soul.
Wear it to the office, the gallery, or anywhere the "Clankers" are trying to take over. 100% human-made. 100% Indecent.
Why you’re wearing it:
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The Statement: A bold, "in-your-face" rejection of the algorithm. It’s a slur for the machines, by the humans.
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The Irony: Using a trippy, organic 70s aesthetic to protest the cold, calculated world of Artificial Intelligence.
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The Quality: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like real life, not a simulation.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style. It’s a shirt for the creators, the luddites, and the biological elite.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (Real fabric for real people).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order a size up for a relaxed "Human" fit).
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Design: High-density white ink (for dark shirts) or black ink (for light shirts).
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Tag: Tear-away label (because we aren't robots, we have feelings).
Perfect for: Artists, writers, developers who hate their own code, and anyone who wants to tell the silicon valley overlords to shove it.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
