Finally, some honesty.
No more pretending to be a "charismatic alpha." It’s time to tell the truth. This shirt is for the social avoidance specialists, the basement-dwelling elite, and the ironic meme-lords who know that the most terrifying thing on the planet is a woman making eye contact.
Using a trippy, liquid-gold typography style to deliver a message of pure social terror, this tee is 100% Indecent and 0% confident.
Why you need it:
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The Ultimate Defense: Wearing this ensures nobody will try to talk to you. It’s like a "Keep Off The Grass" sign, but for your soul.
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The Irony: A "Peace & Love" hippy aesthetic used to advertise your deep-seated social anxiety.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. Because if you’re going to be shaking with fear, you should at least be in 100% ring-spun cotton.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (premium quality).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order one size up for a relaxed "hiding from the world" look).
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Ink: Deep, saturated black ink on vintage-wash fabrics.
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Tag: Tear-away label.
Perfect for: Gaming conventions, solo trips to the grocery store, avoiding your female relatives, and being "just a guy" who is terrified.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
