The ultimate excuse for everything.
Did you spend your rent money on shoes? Did you "accidentally" ruin your ex's favorite hoodie? Did you forget how to park? It’s fine. You’re just a girl. This shirt takes the internet’s favorite accountability-dodge and gives it the 1970s psychedelic treatment.
Wrapped in bubbly, liquid-gold typography, it’s the "get out of jail free" card you can actually wear. It’s sweet, it’s trippy, and it’s 100% Indecent.
Why it’s a modern classic:
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The Meme: Captures the "I'm just a girl" irony that’s taking over social media.
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The Look: High-contrast 70s groovy font that makes "chaotic behavior" look like a vintage fashion choice.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. Because if you’re going to be a menace to society, you should at least be comfortable in 100% ring-spun cotton.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style. Looks best when worn while making questionable life choices.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (premium feel).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order a size up for a relaxed, "oversized vintage" look).
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Durability: Double-stitched hems for a shirt that lasts longer than your excuses.
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Tag: Easy tear-away label.
Perfect for: Girls' night out, apologetic Sunday brunches, and anyone who wants to use their girlhood as a shield for their bad decisions.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
