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Release The Files - Official Star Tripping Cosmic Tee

Release The Files - Official Star Tripping Cosmic Tee

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Who was frequent-flying to Tatooine?

The outer rim has its fair share of scum and villainy, but some secrets are kept deeper than a Rancor pit. "The Hutt Files" is the definitive uniform for the Star Tripping community's truth-seekers. We’ve taken the galaxy’s most repulsive power-broker and his "high-profile guests" and given them the full redaction treatment.

Featuring iconic yellow sci-fi outlines and those ominous black boxes over the "frequent fliers," this design is for anyone who knows that the most dangerous things in the galaxy aren't blasters—they're the flight logs.

It’s cosmic, it’s deeply cynical, and it’s 100% Indecent.

Why you’re on the guest list:

  • The Subversive Satire: A brutal parody of modern "elite" scandals, disguised as a vintage 70s space opera frame.
  • The "Flight Log" Vibe: Those black squares aren't just a design choice—they’re protecting the identities of the galaxy’s most powerful "friends."
  • The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton. Because uncovering a "Hutt" scandal shouldn't feel as uncomfortable as a trip to a private desert island.
  • The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style.

Tech Specs:

  • Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (premium quality).
  • Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order a size up for a relaxed, "investigative whistleblower" fit).
  • Print: High-density color print with bold, unreadable black redactions.
  • Tag: Tear-away label.

Perfect for: Deep-diving into the "Logs" at 2 AM, staring at the stars and wondering who was on the list, and making people do a very slow, uncomfortable double-take.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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