Toydarians - Official Star Tripping Cosmic Tee

Jedi mind tricks don't work on them, but this shirt does.

In the seedy corners of the galaxy, everyone knows that you can't trust a Toydarian with a bargain. "All My Homies Hate Toydarians" is the official uniform for the Star Tripping community's skeptics. Featuring the Rebel Fleet Troopers giving the universal sign of "the rebellion," this design is for those who are tired of being cheated out of their credits on Tatooine.

Using the iconic yellow space-epic font and a raw cinematic frame, this tee is a 100% unapologetic rejection of the junk-dealing elite. 100% Star Tripping. 100% Indecent.

Why it’s a cosmic classic:

• The Meme Format: A high-contrast "All My Homies" parody that hits the niche Star Wars fandom right in the soul.
• The Attitude: Nothing says "indecent" like the Rebel Alliance flipping the bird to the galaxy’s most annoying flying merchants.
• The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton. Because you need to be comfortable while you’re refusing to pay double for a hyperdrive motivator.
• The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style.

Tech Specs:

• Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (soft enough to ignore the desert heat).
• Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order one size up for a relaxed "scoundrel" fit).
• Print: High-density color graphic with sharp yellow sci-fi typography.
• Tag: Tear-away label.

Perfect for: Gaming at the local cantina, first dates with droid-enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that Watto was the real villain.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean