The perfect conversation-ender.
Tired of people trying to relate to you? This shirt is designed to shut down small talk before it even starts. Using a classic 70s "groovy" aesthetic to deliver a message that is anything but "peace and love," this tee is for the dry, the sarcastic, and the intentionally difficult.
It’s bold, it’s trippy, and it’s 100% Indecent.
Why it belongs in your rotation:
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The Bait-and-Switch: A high-contrast, psychedelic font that makes a rude joke look like a vintage masterpiece.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000, because being a hater shouldn’t feel like wearing sandpaper.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style. It looks sharp while you’re being socially unacceptable.
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The Quality: 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash (unlike your personality).
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton.
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order one size up for a relaxed, oversized 70s look).
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Design: High-density black ink on premium fabric.
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Tag: Easy tear-away label for maximum comfort.
Perfect for: First dates you want to end early, family reunions, and coffee shops (specifically ones you don't like).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
