The Gabe - Retro Groovy Graphic Tee

Ambitious, despite the hardware.

They say it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. This shirt is for the guys who might be lacking in the "huevos" department but are making up for it with massive aspirations. Whether you’re literal about your breakfast or honest about your anatomy, this tee delivers the truth in a beautiful, liquid-gold 70s font.

It’s sweet, it’s trippy, and it’s 100% Indecent.

Why it’s a big deal:

• The Double Entendre: A bilingual joke that works whether you’re talking about eggs or courage.
• The Aesthetic: Thick, bubbly psychedelic lettering that turns a "tiny" confession into high-impact streetwear.
• The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton that feels a lot better than having "little huevos" actually feels.
• The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style. It looks great even if you’re compensating for something.

Tech Specs:

• Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (soft as a feather).
• Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order one size up for a relaxed, "big dream" look).
• Print: High-density white ink that pops on dark, vintage-wash fabrics.
• Tag: Easy tear-away label.

Perfect for: First dates (to lower expectations), the gym, family breakfast, and anyone with a "can-do" attitude and "can't-really-do" equipment.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean