Welcome to the void.
Some people call it a problem; we call it a lifestyle. The "Gooner" tee is a badge of honor for the terminally online—those who have achieved the ultimate "goonstate" after hours of hypnotic, brain-melting scrolling. It’s the official uniform for the dwellers of the deep web and the masters of the 12-hour session.
Wrapped in a beautiful, liquid-gold 70s aesthetic, this shirt delivers a message of pure degeneracy with the classiest typography possible. It’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" for the unfiltered internet generation.
Why you’re locked in:
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The Confession: A bold, unapologetic nod to your favorite vice. It’s for the people who have traded their attention spans for the "bliss" of the screen.
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The Irony: Using a "Peace & Love" hippy font to advertise a chronic porn addiction. It’s the exact brand of dark humor Indecent Tees was built for.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. Because if you’re going to be stationary for 8 hours, you might as well be in 100% ring-spun cotton.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style. Perfect for the "stay-at-home" elite.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (Real fabric for real... hobbies).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Order a size up for a relaxed, oversized "basement dweller" look).
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Design: Deep, saturated black ink on premium vintage-wash fabrics.
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Tag: Tear-away label (nothing to distract you from the screen).
Perfect for: Discord servers, 4 AM sessions, making your therapist sigh, and people who have forgotten what grass feels like.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
