An unsolved mystery of the highest order.
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business, and suddenly, something isn’t right. But it couldn't have been you. Someone else must be responsible. This shirt is for the chaotic, the unhinged, and the people who aren't afraid to walk into a room and demand answers to life's most uncomfortable questions.
Wrapped in a beautiful, liquid-gold 70s aesthetic, it’s the grossest message delivered with the classiest typography. 100% Indecent. 100% Unexplained.
Why it’s a legend:
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The Absurdity: It’s a joke that gets funnier the longer you look at it. It’s the peak of ironic "trash" fashion.
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The Contrast: High-end retro psychedelic lettering used for a very low-end problem.
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The Comfort: Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000. Because if someone did shit your pants, at least you’ll be wearing 100% soft, ring-spun cotton.
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The Fit: Modern, semi-fitted unisex style. It stays comfortable even in the most awkward social situations.
Tech Specs:
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Fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² 100% Ring Spun Cotton (premium quality).
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Fit: Unisex Semi-Fitted (Size up for a baggy "I've given up" retro look).
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Print: High-density black ink for maximum readability.
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Tag: Tear-away label (the only thing you'll want to get rid of).
Perfect for: Music festivals, dive bars, making your in-laws deeply uncomfortable, and literal "shit-posting" in real life.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
